Mismanagement
Grand Master GM
Beef Curtains
Must have at least 25 runs
Responsibilities:
- Provides overall Hash direction designed to perpetuate the Hash
- Coordinates Mismanagement meetings
- In the event of a tie vote, makes the final decision
- Ensure that other Mismanagement members fulfill their responsibilities; (fills in wherever, whenever needed)
- Maintains the Run sheet stats
- Leads the down-downs.
- Gives witty commentary on the shenanigans whether real or imagined at Hashing Events
- In cases where they can’t attend they insure that a RA or former GM is assigned to function in their stead
Qualities to look for:
- Regular attendee of the Hash (few charges of Hashus-interuptus)
- witty sense of humor,
- a take charge leader type great at organizing
- strong enough and thick skinned to make tough decisions
- loud voice
- a cat herder of sorts
Religious Advisor (RA)
Wake Me Up B4 You Go Go
Purple Penis Eater
(2 Positions 1 English speaker & 1 Japanese) Must have at least 25 runs
Responsibilities:
- Leads the hash in all matters of sacred tradition, from the blessing of the hares, to the final parting benediction, baptisms and marriages…the final arbitrator of hash tradition disputes
- Assists GM in the circle with down downs, headbands and questions of hash tradition
- Keeps all various milestone headbands & patches
- Ensures that they are stocked in the holy down down cooler for personal milestones coordinates with haberdasher to order new headbands for stock.
- Fills in for the GM in his/her absence (filling in the run sheet & running the down downs)
- In cases where they can’t attend they insure that their RA bag makes it to the run
- Insures good weather for all events or drinks for it
Qualities to look for:
- Regular attendee of the Hash (few charges of Hashus-interuptus),
- witty sense of humor,
- has hashed outside of IWSH3
- has attended some interhash event
- quite knowledgeable of hash history and lore
- creative enough to bring in new tradition
- a talented shaman of sorts
Beer Meister
P on Me
must have SOFA status and able to purchase unlimited quantities of alcohol
Responsibilities:
- Purchase all beverages for hashes.
- Collects and stores all unused and unopened beverages for the next hash (and maybe coolers and equipment)
- Maintains receipts for documentation for the Hash Cash
- In cases where they can’t perform they duties they insure that a surrogate functions in their stead
Qualities to look for:
- Regular attendee of the Hash (few charges of Hashus-interuptus),),
- responsible and reliable
- is not afraid of the image it might portray on base buying large quantities of beer
- has a place to store coolers and equipment
- a longshoreman of sorts
Snack Meister
Guaca-Cock-amole
Should have SOFA status but not necessary
Responsibilities:
- Purchases and snacks for hashes.
- Collects and stores the snack box and extra leftover snacks
- In cases where they can’t attend they insure that a surrogate carries or brings the snacks to hash in their absence
Qualities to look for:
- Regular attendee of the Hash (few charges of Hashus-interuptus),
- good cook
- thick skin to the constant whining of ungrateful hashers
- reliable and responsible
- a Julia Childs of sorts
Hash Cash
Deep Throat Steam Boat
must have at least 75 runs
Responsibilities:
- Collects cash for each Hash.
- Distributes appropriate cash reimbursements.
- In cases where the Cash can’t attend they insure that a surrogate Cash be assigned to function in their stead while providing a bank from which change can be made
- Works with the Haberdasher regarding merchandise purchases.
- Pays back beermeister, snack meister, hares and haberdashery for all expenses made for the hash
- Balances the budget
- All extraordinary cash transactions ($100+ or ¥10,000) must be approved by Mismanagement vote
Qualities to look for:
- Regular attendee of the Hash (few charges of Hashus-interuptus),
- keeps accurate records of attendees
- extremely trustworthy and reliable enough to hold all that cash
- an Ebenezer Scrooge of sorts
Hare Razor
Sloppy 4ths
must have 10 haresResponsibilities:
- Ensures that hares are lined up for future runs far in advance as possible..
- Send out reminders to hares and pack to sign up for runs
- Ensures that all new hares are properly schooled in proper trail marking protocol and that are paired with an experienced hare if not train them, by his/herself.
- Will have final call on assigning of trails in any conflict disputes.
Qualities to look for:
- Regular attendee of the Hash (few charges of Hashus-interuptus),
- holder of a super hare patch higher the number the better
- lays great trails
- reliable enough to step in for unfilled runs
- a Bugs Bunny of sorts
Haberdasher
Purple Vein
Responsibilities:
- Designs and acquires miscellaneous Hash items like Head (who said head?) bands, Mugs, Whistles, T-shirts, etc.
- Sells Hash gear at local and away hashes whenever possible.
- Keeps cash for change purposes and upcoming haberdasher purchases and turns in extra money to Hash Cash.
- In cases where the Haberdasher can’t attend they insure that a surrogate brings some basic stuff to sell in their stead
- All extraordinary cash transactions must be approved by the Mismanagement.
Qualities to look for:
- Regular attendee of the Hash (few charges of Hashus-interuptus),
- responsible and reliable
- creative and talented with designing things
- great salesmanship…can sell ice to Eskimos
- a car salesman of sorts
Scribe
Tiny 2 Stroke
Responsibilities:
- Document the shenanigans whether real or imagined at Hashing Events with witty commentary about the trail and the various awarded down downs.
- Send out this documentation (i.e. Hash Trash) in a timely manner so that those missing or away will be kept abreast.
- In cases where the Scribe can’t attend they insure that a surrogate scribe is assigned to function in their stead and produce their charge.
Qualities to look for:
- Regular attendee of the Hash (few charges of Hashus-interuptus),
- witty sense of humor,
- able to compose in English (and Japanese not required but a huge PLUS)
- reliable enough to send out Hash Trash in a timely manner
Song Meister
3 Dogs Fucking
Responsibilities:
- Leads Hash aerobics
- Promotes and teaches new songs to the Hash by emailing out lyrics for the pack to learn.
- Maintains the IWSH3 Hash Hymnal and documents new songs that are deemed worthy of remembering
- Will attempt to create new songs
Qualities to look for:
- Regular attendee of the Hash (few charges of Hashus-interuptus),
- Outgoing person with a loud voice and a witty sense of humor
- Can carry a tune for at least one verse
- the next American Idol contestant of sorts
Wired Sex
Wiener By a Hair
Responsibilities:
- Maintains the hashtrash email list so that new subscribers are added in a timely matter.
- Maintains www site.
- Maintains mailing list.
- Maintains social roster.
- improves and adds to the website so as much information can be passed out in this manner
Qualities to look for:
- someone with a great sense of writing and maintaining websites and good understanding of html, CSS, xhtml, xml, php (particularly Cake), SQL data bases, Google API would be an added plus
- able to compose in English (and Japanese not required but a huge PLUS)
- reliable and geeky enough with thick skin to tolerate the endless bitching
- a Bill Gates of sorts
